Is this a real thing? I couldn't believe my eyes when I discovered that a gaming studio had actually created Ms. Pac Whore. Pac-Man is, after all, the original video game, correct? This title introduced the world to an enjoyable, playable, challenging, and replayable game. It's only natural that a strange dude would come along and decide that it would be a good idea to create a porn parody of it at some point. The Internet never ceases to amaze me, and today I'm going to spend several hours playing Ms. Pac Whore to see what all the fuss is about. I'm hoping it lives up to expectations and that I can recommend it to anyone looking to play an arcade classic with a modern erotic twist! The effect of the network As it turns out, when you create an account to play Ms. Pac Whore, you're actually signing up for a network site called My Gamer Vault (or Free XXX Games) – this gives you access to a slew of other games in addition to Ms. Pac Whore, but I'll discuss the entire experience later. Simply keep in mind that this is not a one-membership-one-game deal; value for money is clearly a factor here, as evidenced by My Gamer Vault. Anyway, let us move on to Ms. Pac Whore! You can access the game by searching for 'Pac' on the right-hand side of the navigation header or by visiting the site's 'Arcade' category. Ms. Pac Whore's initial impressions To begin, this game is Flash-based, so you'll need a browser that supports this somewhat outdated technology in order to get the full Ms. Pac Whore experience. You can play the game in full-screen mode from the start, though I did notice some clipping at the bottom where it says "Press Enter to begin" – I hope this isn't a recurring issue, because when I play a game, I want to see 100% of it, not just 90%! Anyway, I eventually gained access and decided to play for a while in order to write an accurate review of what's going on here. Unpolished mechanics are readily apparent. One of the most significant issues for me is the lack of polish in the gameplay. Movement isn't smooth or fluid, and I'm unable to buffer inputs – this isn't a huge issue in and of itself, but it turns out that Ms. Pac Whore is extremely glitchy, pausing your movement if you attempt to run into a wall. You have to be extremely precise if you want to enter the correct space (no pun intended), and yeah, it just didn't feel like a very polished product. It's simply not enjoyable. Simply put, Ms. Pac Whore is not enjoyable. There is no PORN in this establishment! I completed a few levels but didn't see anything. When your lives run out, you simply die and the game ends with a play again option. The only thing that makes this an adult game is that Pac Whore (who resembles Pac MAN with that beard shadow thing) has a pair of sexy legs and you collect dildos. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let this type of thing go unchallenged: the game is simply not a good enough porn parody to recommend to others. There isn't even a high score table, which means I have no way of comparing my performance to that of others! If I'm not getting smut and experiencing the perverse sexual pleasure of being number one at whatever I'm doing, I'm not going to be a happy camper. The network's alternate games However, not all is lost, as I took a quick look at the bonus games available and wow – there are over 400 of them! To put it mildly, a large number, and these guys appear to source their titles from a variety of respectable sources. With so many categories to peruse, I'm going to dive into a few of them and share a few images to keep you updated on what's new on the My Gamer Vault network. Ms. Pac Whore may have disappointed us, but that does not mean that no amount of pleasure can be salvaged from this entire operation. 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Ms. Pac Whore was a letdown, but I've done enough research on the bonus features to consider it a worthwhile member's area. Is it a gaming competitor to Nutaku? Probably not, but the sex elements arrive much faster and they have some interesting unique titles that you'll want to try sooner rather than later. It's safe to say that X Gay Simulator has no reservations about recommending My Gamer Vault to fans of pornographic games – this is an excellent member's area with a lot of fun to be had.